А теперь то, что от тебя осталось, может идти.
когда нашел блог со смешными придуманными Мстительными цитатами и вообще не можешь остановиться:laugh::heart:

Tony: What can we do?
Bucky: Let’s kill him!
Tony: That’s your solution to everything.
Bucky: Well, could we just try it once?

Pepper: Dinner was delicious. Good for you, finding a man who knows his way around a kitchen.
Tony: I know my way around a kitchen.
Pepper: I meant cooking, not finding an Oreo in the dark.

Steve: What you’re doing is wrong
Tony: I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna.’

Peter: Can we have a birthday cake?
Tony: It’s not your birthday.
Peter: The cake won’t know.

Bucky: [to Tony] Would you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?
Steve: Did you just propose to Tony for me?
Bucky: Well, someone had to, Stevie!

Tony: Fucking hell!
Steve: Watch your language!
Tony: … Fucking heck.

Tony: [unbuttoning shirt] God, it’s so hot in there…
Steve: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Rumlow: Rogers!
Tony: Steve!
Steve: You’re both right.

Tony: Fuck!
Steve: Language!
Tony: English!

Tony: *finger guns* hey, cool beans, how are you?
Bucky: *whispers* he’s so cool
Natasha: you have such low standards

Tony: *bursts in Peters room* I KNEW YOU TWO WERE HAVING SEX
Peter: *reading a book on his bed*
Wade: *laying on the ground on his phone*
Wade: We are? Peter! Why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my phone.

Peter: Dad, can I have candy?
Tony: What did Bucky say?
Peter: No.
Tony: So why would I let you?
Peter: He’s not the boss of you.

Natasha: I don’t know what else to say.
Tony: Well that works out good, because I’m not listening.
Natasha: I feel terrible, I really do.
Tony: Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

Bucky: You will notice that I am walking rather gingerly.
Tony: Don’t tell me that you have dynamite in your trousers…
Bucky: Tony, don’t listen to gossip.

Wade: Okay. Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Barnes?
Bucky: That’s my husband and son you’re talking about.
Wade: Great couple of guys.
Bucky: I wouldn’t go that far.

Pepper Have you talked to Barnes about it?
Tony: No, I’m playing hard to get.
Pepper Oh, but haven’t you slept with him like the past five nights?
Tony: Well, not real hard to get.

Steve: Are you taken?
Tony: For granted? Yes.

Tony: It’s an earthquake! Hold on to something!
Steve: [grabs Tony’s ass]
Tony: ...
Steve: Rock solid.

Bucky: I'd sleep with Tony if it means he'll help us.
Steve: Y-you don't have to sleep with him...
Bucky: Well I'm gonna.

Bucky: [kneeling in pain] Why did you kick me in the crotch?!
Tony: I'm sorry, should I kiss it better?

Rhodey: do u love Tony?
Steve: of course!
Rhodey: would u take a bullet for him?
Steve: yes?
Rhodey: great! Meet me outside in 10 minutes

Rhodey: So, how's the world's greatest superhero doing?
Tony: *spares Rhodey a glance* I don't know, how are you?
Rhodey: *voice cracks* I'm fine.

Bucky: You're sweet!
Tony: Aw, you're too nice!
Bucky: I mean it!
Tony: You're just sa-
Bucky: [points a gun at Tony] Take the compliment...

Steve: [comes running with Bucky] Sorry, I’m late.
Steve: [kisses Tony’s right cheek]
Tony: [blushes]
Bucky: I’m sorry too [kisses Tony’s left cheek]
Tony: [blushes even more]
Rhodey: [watching the scene]
Rhodey: You guys remember that I have a gun, right?
Steve: Yeah…
Bucky: Vividly…
Rhodey: Good.

Peter: [going out on a date with Wade]
Steve: Where are you going to be?
Peter: The library.
Tony: Make sure the "library" uses a condom.

Tony: One time I got high, I read the back of the shampoo bottle for thirteen hours.
Clint: Because it said repeat?
Tony: Rinse and repeat.
Clint: I get it.

Steve: [texting] I miss you.
Tony: [answering] Not my problem.

Tony: Well, we ended up labeling the relationship.
Bucky: We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.

Peter: I'm going to a party.
Tony: Will you be drinking?
Peter: No.
Tony: Will you be having sex?
Peter: No!
Tony: Then why the hell are you going?

Bucky: What we need is a diversion… I say Tony gets naked.
Tony: No.
Bucky: I could get naked.
Everyone: No!

Tony: I have problems with a guy...
Bucky: Like his dead body won't fit in your trunk problems or you like him problems?
Tony: I like him problems.
Bucky: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.

Ross: Why aren't you attending my calls?
Tony: I can explain.
Ross: Then explain!
Tony: I like my ringtone.

Tony: [frustrated] Fuck everything!
Bucky: You know it might be simpler to just fuck me.

Steve: So can we talk?
Tony: Talk about what?
Steve: Us.
Tony: Why you wanna talk about the United States?

Clint: This landing's gonna get interesting.
Tony: Define interesting.
Clint: "Oh god, oh god, we're gonna die!"

Steve: [to Peter] Sweetie you can not call your class mates peasants.
Peter: But that's what papa calls the people who annoy him!
Steve: [glares at Tony]
Tony: [shrugs] The kid's got a point.

Tony: My husband thinks I’m crazy but I’m not the one who married me.

Tony: I'm in love with you.
Steve: You're drunk.
Tony: I can be both!

а эти из каких-то других натырил:

Clint: So when will you become Tony Rogers?
Tony: It would be pretty weird if my boyfriend adopt me.
Clint: What?
Tony: I guess that's why I call him daddy.
Clint: *Runs the hell out* NO, WHY!
Steve: You really should stop doing that.
Tony: Nah.

Tony, excitedly: Tony Yes!
Pepper, Rhodey, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Sam and Coulson: TONY NO.
Tony, lip trembling: Tony… yes?
Bucky, reassuringly, putting his arms around Tony: Of course, sugarsweet, Tony yes. *glares menacingly at the others over the top of Tony’s head*

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2017-05-19 в 14:28 

Если у тебя проблема с головой, то мне пофиг, что у тебя в крови. (с) Врач
Это такая прелесть! Просто каждая цитата для услады сердца )

2017-05-19 в 17:51 

А теперь то, что от тебя осталось, может идти.
skorp2000, дааа чудо просто))

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